My wife sent me an email.
"We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
' What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'
' No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'
'No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE?'"
"We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
' What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'
' No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?'
Richard Nixon stepped forward,'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'
Up stepped Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'
'No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want?'
'IS DOROTHY HERE?'"
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